Teddy-Bear day

This character makes me giggle every day, today was no exception...

Today was Teddy-Bear Day at Preschool.

He took Mr. White Out.  Whom is a Polar Bear.  {Which is a game that Hudson loves to play with Spencer.  They make this big fort out of our white blankets and play "polar bears".  Hudson LOVES it, as well as making the fort.  One of his favorites.  And one of the things we have been doing daily, since it has been raining like cats and dogs here.}  When I picked him up I asked him how it was.  He was so excited.  Told me all about his conversation with his teacher, when he introduced his friend "White-Out". 

I then asked him about the other teddy bears that made their introductions today.  This is what he told me:

 "Ummm, ya.  There were bears, giraffes, big bears, monkeys... all sorts of friends.  Then there was one with boobs."

"What?"

"Yea, boobs.  Ya know mom."

"Two boobs or just one?"  {this is me thinking that he thought a big belly was a boob, not that that is great either.}

"No, it was just one boob.  And his name was boob too."

Okay, I know that he was making this up... I really don't think he teachers would have been pleased if a kid took a monkey/bear in today with boobs.   But he wasn't laughing when he said it.  It was a matter-of-fact kind of conversation.  He didn't even blink an eye.  I laughed to myself all the way home.  Who is this kid?