charming
I just went outside to find H. I was calling and heard no answer. So I started to get a little impatient and my heart started to beat a little faster {about 3 min into calling his name and running around}.
After about 4 min. I heard his little yelp, and saw him running toward me with is pants all twisted around his midsection.
"Where were you H?"
"I had to poop mom"
"What? Well hurry go inside and poop."
"No I had to poop, I was pooping and heard you calling. I pooped over there" {he pointed to the other side of the small hill}.
"No, Hudson! You don't poop on the green of a golf course... seriously?! You never poooo outside unless you ask mommy first, or we're camping or something."
"Oh, okay." As he ran away to the safety of the house while quickly escaping embarrassment.
I slowly looked up dreaded what I was about to see.
Please tell me there are no golfers that waited for my animal to stop pooping, PLEASE!
The trees hide the view of the the "T" area, so I bolted too... not wanting to face anyone on this perfect weathered day; especially for golfing.
Isn't H charming? Just a little shi* I tell ya. {in a good 4 year old kind of way}
B.T.W, I was totally laughing and had to hide it from him.
Ahhh, he inherited all this B.M {bowl movement} logic from his other parent.
The blame is not here.
5 comments:
omg! I am laughing so hard right now--- so funny!
Oh my! That is the cutest story, such a great one for when he is older. He will LOVE hearing about it. :)
Your stories about H just get better and better. I love how 4 year olds think. I have a little SH too- it's Colt.
Teegan did that when he was 3 at El Pollo Loco while I was sitting outside talking with friends-only to hear some lady waiting in the drive-thru roll down her window and say is that your kid pooping-YES in the grass right by the drive-thru for everyone to see I was mortified.
Hahahahahahaha! That is so hilarious.
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