10.24.2009

Walmart forwards

If you are not on my dad's "forward" list ~ that would completely surprise me.  
I sometimes wonder who I know that isn't on his "forward list"...

Anyway

My wonderful father sends some "loser" forwards {sorry dad} and some "holy crap funny" forwards.  I guess it is all worth it when you get a Walmart Forward.  Please tell me you have seen these forwards.  They leave me with side aches, a great ab work out and exhausted from laughing so hard.  Then the "aftertaste" hits; of the email/forward.  And I wonder where these beings come from??!  Not my planet, yes I have my own planet??  

Let's just agree & call them all crazies.

If you don't get the blessed forwards, here are three pictures from the last, email titled:
 
Walmart #3.  
Go ahead and fascinate yourself with these beauts.

{The caption under each photo is from the email - not claiming it, but pretty much agreeing}

Wow!  Nice legs.
Missouri



How did this guy find my Osh Kosh B'gosh overalls from when I was 4?
-Tennesse


Well, at least half is covered.
-Kentucky


Please tell me if you are not laughing.  
And those were just three little highlights.  
Such small things, bring me joy. 

Final thought:
Just gross. {as I laugh}

IF you want the email forward to you, leave your email, or ask...  I probably have it, or my dad does.

4 comments:

Janelle said...

haha! I have a friend that works in DC and went to KY for the horse races. She said "You 'aint never been to Walmart 'till you been ta' a Walmart in Kentucky!". I was too afraid to ask. =)

When we lived in Huntington Beach, we would sometimes stop into Walmart if it was in our errands path....and every time Cory and I would wonder where the heck these people come from?! You never see them other places in OC! Why just Walmart?

We live in Irvine now. No Walmarts to be seen for miles. hehe.

Charity said...

Nasty Whitney, Just Nasty!!

danielle said...

These are great. I love seeing these! Thanks for the laugh!

Sorry to hear about your mouse problem. There is nothing that creeps me out more than the thought of it. Luckily, the mice (and rats) in our area stay down by the river.

andyandmeg@gmail.com said...

Please forward these to me. I was crying I was laughing so hard from these 3 pictures!